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a 2024 calendar above a pile of money

a 2024 calendar above a pile of money


With the New Year only three days old, it is never too early for online sportsbooks to create props for events that will occur before New Year’s Eve. One of our favorite entertainment betting sites, BetOnline AG, has posted a 2024 prop bet that will deliver sizable profits on any correct picks.

Betting On 2024 Events To Occur

DOW to hit record high -1000

The Dow Jones index reached its all-time high on December 15, 2023, topping out at $37,715.04. Yesterday, the market closed at $36,689.54, which is less than $1,000 under the ATH. Because a new top mark is all but inevitable, BetOnline is only paying out 1/10th of what you risk if the wager is a winner.

Gold to hit record high -200
Global average temperature record high -100
The Bear to win Best Comedy Emmy +165
Kanye West to file for divorce +200
Scottie Scheffler to be Top 5 in The Masters +300
Swift & Kelce to split up +300
Meghan & Harry to lose their titles +300

The saga of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry continues into the new year, as their estranged relationship with King Charles doesn’t appear to be getting any better. You can bet on the British Royal Family and a potential split with Harry and Meghan and earn 3x in profits if you’re correct. The max bet of $25 will win $75 if Harry and Meghan lose their royal titles in 2024.

Bitcoin (BTC) to hit $55,000 +400
To be a new President +400
Swift & Kelce to get engaged +500
Adele & Rich Paul to announce pregnancy +500
Yoko Ono to release a single +600
Willie Nelson to release a song +600
Dylan Mulvaney to marry +600
The Russia-Ukraine war ends +600
Porn site to Top 3 most visited +600
Global EV sales hit 10 million +600
Tiger Woods to be Top 10 in any Major +800
Sean Diddy Combs to be convicted +800

Sean “Puffy” Combs is no stranger to accusations, but none have stuck thus far. The latest rumors attach Diddy to the murder of Tupac Shakur in 1996 following the arrest of Keefy D, who was allegedly in the car that the gunshots came from. Despite an outpouring of amateur investigative reports on social media, no charges have been filed against Combs yet. Max bets of $25 will earn $200 if Puffy is convicted of any crime before December 31st.

Adele & Rich Paul to marry +800
Ethereum (ETH) to beat previous all-time high +800
Hajime Sorayama to sue Beyonce +800
Jennifer Aniston & Jon Hamm to be a couple +800
Vladimir Putin is no longer the Russian President +1000
Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes to marry +1000
Global population hits 8.2 billion +1000
Tom Brady to play an NFL game +1200

Tom Brady retired following the 2022-23 NFL season, but there’s always a franchise out there in need of a solid quarterback. Despite Brady’s advanced age (he’ll be 47 when the 2024-25 season begins), there is still a slim chance that he will play again. Gamblers who wager the maximum of $21 will pocket a cool $252 if he suits up this fall.

Beyonce & Jay-z to split up +1200
National Treasure 3 to be released +1200
TIME to stop offering printed magazines +1200
Tucker Carlson to leave the US +1200
The Israel-Hammas war ends +1200
The Grinch 2 to be released +1400
Dollar & GBP Sterling to share the same value +1400
Humans walk on the moon +1600
USA Today to stop offering printed newspaper +2000
New King in the UK +2000
Oceans 14 to be released +2000
SpaceX to launch ship to the moon +2000
Bud Light to re-brand +2500
Winner to drop Oscar statue on stage +2500
Clooney & Amal to split +3300
The US government creates its own cryptocurrency +3300
Donald Trump to go to prison +5000

Online political sportsbooks have been predicting the legal demise of former President Donald Trump dating back to the initial charges brought up against him in 2023. Currently, the Trump odds suggest that he will be found guilty on at least one count in his cases in New York, Georgia, and at the federal level. While at least one guilty verdict seems imminent, there is very little chance that he will see jail time. The maximum bet of $5 on this outcome will result in a payout of $250 if Trump goes to jail in 2024.

China to declare war on the US +10000
Gemini surpasses Chat GPT userbase +10000
Alien attack on Earth +25000


Author: Alan Morris